1. Bahahahahahaha!! I have no words

  2. Ben Dover

    nice 70′s porn star stash

  3. He looks like he’s ready to give mustache rides, but really he’s out looking for one.

  4. ElPolloDiablo

    Freddy Mercury, PI.
    [Cue Volkswagen beetle montage]

  5. Inside Joe’s head right now, “Seriously, I have no idea how or why those gay rumours persist!”

  6. The douchiness is strong on this one…

  7. Definitely the look to have when there are gay rumors about you swirling around all the time.

  8. Flatliner

    I’m a little teapot
    Short and stout…

  9. Schadenfreude

    Yes, Officer. That’s the man who did it. I’m sure of it.

  10. whatever

    could he be more disgusting looking?

  11. goocy

    They call me Baba Booey.

  12. Stucco

    Does this mustache make you scared to come into my van? No? How about with my hoodie up?

  13. Taylor Swift's Tampon String

    Coming up next on “To Catch A Predator,” his screen name was Anal Assassin and you will never guess what he was here to do.

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