1. “Do I have super-model in my beard?”

  2. JoeSchmoe

    I’m signing this thing “Young Jack Nicholson” Prince of the Pussy okay babe?

  3. Schadenfreude

    Who do you want it autographed to? Oscar Loser? Is that your real name?

  4. journalschism

    “I’ll sign anything you want, but please refer to me a ‘Pittcaprio’ from now on. Thanks.”

  5. “Take off your top! I’m gonna draw you like one of my french girls!”

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