superficial

  1. Is she stroking?

  2. Star Droppings

    It’s a partially melted Uma Thurman.

  3. Deacon Jones

    Is he still waiting for somebody?

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    It’s like someone asked them what’s a comb.

  5. He’s going to be mad when he finds out Justin Bieber knocked her up.

  6. That’s a really fucked up replacement for Uma Thurman.

  7. Judging by the look on her face she’s getting ready for a bout of ultra-violence.

  8. The Brown Streak

    I thought the Young Lions Gala was in Sandusky’s office.

  9. Venom

    She has crazy eyes, he is fucked.

  10. Perplexity

    He looks like a younger Nick Nolte, and she has some Gary Busey eyes. Their children are fucked.

  11. Janice

    Oh yeah. She doesn’t look like Uma at all.

  12. Meh Mehington

    Ethan Hawke, your goat has devil eyes! I’m Brian Fellows.

  13. jd

    It’s called “shampoo.” Look into it.

  14. Sadly, the x-ray vision contact lenses didn’t work.

  15. Say what you will about that Ryan guy, he’s got some mighty glittery boob action going on under all the crossdressing.

  16. Steelerchick

    What a down grade for him.

  17. Cracka’s on crack, don’t try this at home.

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