1. I would eat a glass bottle for a a shot at her, but man, almost everything in this shot is just disastrous.

  2. it had to be said

    “I’m bored, my dress sucks, and it looks like I put on my lipstick with a paint roller. Screw you, TV Guide.”

  3. Richard McBeef

    SisterRay, where you at and has anybody told you have a bit of a Kat Dennings look to ya?

  4. fattymcgee

    “Why yes, this did fit 10 pounds ago. Why do you ask?”

  5. fattymcgee

    “Why yes, I do use the same fashion advisor as Jennifer Love Hewitt. Why do you ask?”

    Sorry, that one’s much better than the one above it :-p

  6. I bet those ear rings sound like a wind chime when you bang her.

  7. The Brown Streak

    You can pick up this dress made entirely of fetuses from your local abortion clinic.

  8. Cock Dr

    This would be a whole lot better if she were naked.

  9. oldbrownshoe

    i thought she was cute in 40-year-old virgin, but if i had a penis, it would be sad now.

  10. Racer X

    DSLs and tig-’ol-bitties.

  11. Pippy Longcockings

    It’s like wearing a dress made out of Martha Stewart’s vomit.

  12. Sin

    I thought it was Courtney Love. Thats how bad this photo of her is.

  13. TomFrank

    “Yes, this dress is a nightmare, my lipstick is the wrong shade for my dress, and these earrings don’t go with anything I’m wearing. But none of that matters, as long as I have THESE.”

  14. Venom

    I know what is under that dress and I want them.

  15. ahma

    Totally looks and reminds me of my first girlfriend. Ahhh, those were the tits, I mean days…..

  16. Chupacabra

    Hi, My name is Desiree, and I give massages with happy endings. Join my network today, and never have to click through the photo of me in the dress ever again…

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