Did she hop there?
Why even try to lose weight when all you have to do is wear spanx.
Oh. Those legs got really stubby. Bad choice somewhere in there.
The straps way up the ankles is a bad choice for a woman who tends towards thickness.
I know, right?
I would love for her to wrap those legs around my head.
halloween is over. stop dressing up as sausage
Why do female celebrities cross their legs while standing? This only makes her ham hocks look larger.
Because of crap like this – http://internationalmodelmagazine.webs.com/lookthinnerinphotos.htm
“Cross your legs a little to make them look more slim. It makes your thighs and hips visually slender, also this pose is very elegant.”
It’s like a stained glass window made of bacon.
As you can see, the upper two quadrants are remarkably small, whereas the lower two, well, they’re pretty goddamn huge.
Shouldn’t PETA be covering her with blood because of her dress is made of Darth Maul?
Rule #27. Don’t drink a full glass of Metamucil before the photoshoot.
I hope that outer piece is steel belted.
It’s whalebone. Very olde school figure control.
Rex Ryan showed up, thinking the invitation said “Give and Get Feet”
“Ok, so does this one work? This is the last one of these ‘bandage things’ in the closet, so it’s this or I am back to sweat pants and pull overs.”
I would wreck that.
She already did
Worse still, imagine trying to wrangle that over her hips for some restroom stall action?
Oh for god’s sake! It’s over, Hewitt! You have single-handedly killed that weird trend of sausage casing clothing. I’ll bet the designer hates your guts.
Special dispensation if you are actually auditioning for a Star Trek.
She is the master of the optical illusion dresses. The next one will have the black/white hypno-swirl on it and you won’t be able to look at it without blacking out.
Her feet must stink in those leather shoes.
If your going to stick with the bandage dresses…maybe you should stick with all black!
Thanks for reminding me, I need to get a standing brisket for the weekend.
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