1. Even her sneezes let out lies…

  2. Hugh Gentry

    somebody put a bullet in this whore

  3. it had to be said

    “Get me another child. I tire of the wookie.”

  4. Star Droppings

    If selling her daughters’ souls to the tabloids doesn’t work out, she’ll make an excellent Liza Minelli impersonator.

  5. Ben Dover


  6. Tuppy

    Why am I reminded of someone feeding a goldfish?

  7. Blower’s cramp.

    Get it?

    How often!

  8. SW, you need to take a tip from Fark and start PhotoShop contests. This shit is inaugural.

  9. Coyote

    Even Kris dreams of someone pissing in her Mouth

  10. “So I was like, ‘Kim, all you have to do is go like this…and it will be over in a few seconds.Then you’re set for life.’ And yeah, guess who was right again?”

  11. Swearin

    “I sense a great disturbance in the Force…Kendall…had her period…she is ready, we must begin the ritual soon”

  12. Not pictured: a guy throwing bread crumbs.

  13. The Brown Streak

    Oops, the conversation strayed away from the topic of herself.

  14. Venom

    Someone just shoot this piece of shit already.

  15. nick

    She hungers for a golden shower!

  16. Meh Mehington

    Oooohhhhhh! Right, I set this up in October. Yup, yup give me the check then you can start taking your photos.

  17. KK-Hater

    The BITCH is back!!! Fuck You Bitch!!

  18. Johnny P!

    “What good, is sitting alone in your rooom!…”
    Channeling Liza Minelli in Cabaret, who basically played a woman who whored herself for relevance and survival.

  19. Sin

    Howl at the moon like the bitch you really are.

  20. TomFrank

    Oh, no. Kris Jenner’s O-face? Can…not…unsee…

  21. brit

    Missing from Photo: the last 20 years’ retirees from the New York Jets.

  22. Contusion


  23. Gargle, spit.

  24. She doesn’t pray, she just gives God blowjobs.

  25. Throjo

    “Hang on, let me call the girls…SOOOOOOEEEEEYYYY!! “

  26. “Oh, don’t call me a ‘bitch’. Call me what I really am – a raging cunt.” That’s what she said…I was there. Seriously…

  27. squishy

    Oh god, who?? And who cares!!

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