Even her sneezes let out lies…
somebody put a bullet in this whore
“Get me another child. I tire of the wookie.”
If selling her daughters’ souls to the tabloids doesn’t work out, she’ll make an excellent Liza Minelli impersonator.
Why am I reminded of someone feeding a goldfish?
SW, you need to take a tip from Fark and start PhotoShop contests. This shit is inaugural.
Even Kris dreams of someone pissing in her Mouth
OMG. That was epic.
“So I was like, ‘Kim, all you have to do is go like this…and it will be over in a few seconds.Then you’re set for life.’ And yeah, guess who was right again?”
“I sense a great disturbance in the Force…Kendall…had her period…she is ready, we must begin the ritual soon”
Not pictured: a guy throwing bread crumbs.
More like hundred dollar bills, she wouldn’t lower herself to eat bread!
Oops, the conversation strayed away from the topic of herself.
Someone just shoot this piece of shit already.
She hungers for a golden shower!
Oooohhhhhh! Right, I set this up in October. Yup, yup give me the check then you can start taking your photos.
The BITCH is back!!! Fuck You Bitch!!
“What good, is sitting alone in your rooom!…”
Channeling Liza Minelli in Cabaret, who basically played a woman who whored herself for relevance and survival.
Howl at the moon like the bitch you really are.
Oh, no. Kris Jenner’s O-face? Can…not…unsee…
Missing from Photo: the last 20 years’ retirees from the New York Jets.
She doesn’t pray, she just gives God blowjobs.
“Hang on, let me call the girls…SOOOOOOEEEEEYYYY!! “
“Oh, don’t call me a ‘bitch’. Call me what I really am – a raging cunt.” That’s what she said…I was there. Seriously…
Oh god, who?? And who cares!!
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Kris Jenner in Hollywood. (November 7, 2011)