superficial

  1. it had to be said

    Field of Nightmares.

  2. If you build it, we shall sip the blood of tigers.

  3. “Winning.”
    “Shut the fuck up, Chuck.”

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    You can call off ‘Anger Management’, he thinks he’s hanging out with Moses.

  5. The Brown Streak

    “And that’s how I became the first white man in the Negro Leagues.”

  6. Venom

    Charlie Sheen is a tool but at least he has talent.
    Schwartzman is just another talentless member of the nepotistic Jew crew. Absolutely awful actor.

    • cc

      You mean looking alternately baffled, startled or frightened isn’t acting?

    • TomFrank

      Putting your anti-Semitism aside, Venom, if there’s any nepotism favoring Schwartzman, it would certainly come from his mother’s sideā€”the Coppolas.

      • Venom

        I am not anti-Semitic at all. You know you can criticize the fucking jews and not be an anti-semite, although they are the biggest bullies and bitch and moan anytime someone says anything them.

        The fact is there is a small group of them in Hollywood that are fucking untalented and are pure products of nepotism and connections and only hire each other and their friends. The most common crew is the Judd Apatow crew which consists of those hacks, Jonah Hill, Jason Segel and Seth Rogen.

        The other abuser of the whole Jew Crew thing is Adam Sandler, but he for the most part and his crew are actually funny and talented so I can live with them.

      • TomFrank

        And some of your best friends are Jewish, too, right?

    • the thing is

      @Venom “You know you can criticize the fucking jews and not be an anti-semite”

      Oh, you mean like I can criticize blacks and not be racist? You are a racist and a bigot. Hiding it behind your logic does nothing but out you as a racist. I hate people like you, I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE RACIST, BUT AT LEAST MAN-UP AND ADMIT IT AND QUIT BEING A PASSIVIST PUSSY.

      • The Garbage Man

        The most offensive part here is not the racism but the suggestion that Sandler, Spade, Schnieder, et al are funny and talented.

    • Jesus, chill out Mel.

  7. whiskeyafternoon

    the fact that he only has one glove leads me to believe that he masturbates while driving. unanswered question: which hand is the glove for?

  8. Bonky

    “So, is there a script for this shot or am I just going to do the “peanut butter” thing and you guys take care of the rest ?”

  9. cc

    Prediction…the movie will suck.

  10. Johnny P!

    He’s still. Getting. Work. What the–?!?
    This is the state of “celebrity” nowadays, I guess.
    How ’bout a Hustler spread where he eats Kim Kardashian’s ass while Lindsay sucks his cock and in the background Paris Hilton does lines of blow off (Tara Reid’s? Nicole Ritchie’s?) stomach.
    Sure to stop the presses!

  11. TomFrank

    I gotta say, Jason Schwartzman looks pretty good here. Gotta be the hair.

  12. oldfool

    Not exactly Major League III, but the coke and goddess supply was running low.

  13. Dave Mustaine

    Sheen looks gray.

  14. Steelerchick

    Thought it was another remake of the Planet of the Apes.

  15. squishy

    Good Lord…its Ricky Bobby all over again…wasn’t that movie done already?!?!

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