Dita Von Teese at Melbourne Cup Day at Flemington Racecourse in Melbourne, Australia. (November 5, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
hey it’s a paper plate
I saw a homeless guy wearing a hat like that the other day. Only difference was, his was covered in tinfoil.
He may have gotten it from the Queen of England. She wears her hats once, then gives them away to the poor. I can’t explain the tinfoil.
It’s the perfect hat to wear when you need to ignore someone very hard on your right hand side.
for a still frame moment, i fantasized that this intolerable bitch was in a three stooges episode getting hit upside the head with a pie.
Okay, thats’ it, just a little more to the left…there, channel is all clear.
Give credit where it’s due – I also passed out on the toilet and the seat stuck to my face, but it didn’t inspire me to design a hat.
OMG!! A ninja, geisha, florist, and beekeeper all in one person.
Haberdashery courtesy of the Edward D. Wood Jr. collection.
“Hey, eyes down here and stop staring at my hat!”
“I’ll take two of those!” — Sarah Jessica Parker
“There. Did I get it?”
“No, it’s on the right, and higher up.”
Shoot enough spooge on her face and she can make anything stick.
She’ll never see the shovel I’m about to hit her with coming.
You see, Lady Gaga, this is how it’s done.
Dang, I thought this was a pie in the face at a 1,000 frames/sec
Very considerate of her to employ a sun-blocker. Had solar rays hit her whiteface unimpeded, there’d have been a plethora of punters who never stood a chance of viewing the big race with their eyesight still intact.
The alien scout has docked with the mothership
I have never fucked a flower shop before, but I would give it a try.
I love Dita.
Shame that picnic was so windy. It spoiled a nice shot.
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