1. uhha

    hey it’s a paper plate

  2. I saw a homeless guy wearing a hat like that the other day. Only difference was, his was covered in tinfoil.

    • Fresco

      He may have gotten it from the Queen of England. She wears her hats once, then gives them away to the poor. I can’t explain the tinfoil.

  3. Cock Dr

    It’s the perfect hat to wear when you need to ignore someone very hard on your right hand side.

  4. for a still frame moment, i fantasized that this intolerable bitch was in a three stooges episode getting hit upside the head with a pie.

  5. Flatliner

    Okay, thats’ it, just a little more to the left…there, channel is all clear.

  6. Mr. Hat

    Give credit where it’s due – I also passed out on the toilet and the seat stuck to my face, but it didn’t inspire me to design a hat.

  7. OMG!! A ninja, geisha, florist, and beekeeper all in one person.

  8. Haberdashery courtesy of the Edward D. Wood Jr. collection.

  9. Phantom Duck

    “Hey, eyes down here and stop staring at my hat!”

  10. “I’ll take two of those!” — Sarah Jessica Parker

  11. “There. Did I get it?”

    “No, it’s on the right, and higher up.”

  12. Shoot enough spooge on her face and she can make anything stick.

  13. dontkillthemessenger

    She’ll never see the shovel I’m about to hit her with coming.

  14. Bonky

    You see, Lady Gaga, this is how it’s done.

  15. cc

    Dang, I thought this was a pie in the face at a 1,000 frames/sec

  16. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Very considerate of her to employ a sun-blocker. Had solar rays hit her whiteface unimpeded, there’d have been a plethora of punters who never stood a chance of viewing the big race with their eyesight still intact.

  17. Vlad

    The alien scout has docked with the mothership

  18. Vladimir

    I have never fucked a flower shop before, but I would give it a try.

  19. Shame that picnic was so windy. It spoiled a nice shot.

  20. sc4play

    I wonder if the hat designer is pretentious enough to think that this is a good look, or is just snickering like hell that he/she convinced someone else to where it. Hmmmmm?

  21. “Twas a windy day on the promenade…”

  22. “Uh, s’cuse me, I think you have a bedpan on your face.”

  23. rantatonne

    Go home Hat, you’re drunk!

  24. I don’t care if I get downvoted – she’s an idiot and always has been. Claims she’s not just ‘a dumb stripper’ because she can dress herself and do her makeup without a stylist. Really? REALLY? Yeah, the amount of brainpower it takes to put on a tight dress and ugly hat is immense, isn’t it Dita. ?


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