1. “Hold on sweety, just texting Kendall the directions to Vivid’s headquarters….”

  2. “Kris says that since she’s only your half-sister, it won’t really be incest if you do the girl-girl with Kendall. I say we book it.”

  3. Flatliner

    Wow, she must be a fairy because Disick is a tiny guy himself…or a big fairy.

  4. It is good to have a seeing eye fame whore when you are walking and texting through New York.

  5. dennis

    HaHaHa! . She might want to return those shades. They complete the unibrow.

  6. Happy loving couples make it look so easy,
    Happy loving couples always talk to kind…

  7. Fresco

    Mini Mouse and the Beast.

  8. Aah, look, they are so much in love. You can almost feel the tenderness and attraction between these two lovely human beings.

    Said no-one. Ever.

  9. Swearin

    “So my phone’s timer app says I only have to do this for 3 more minutes, just letting you know”

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    I’d rather wear Kanye West’s stupidity-laden Confederate Flag gear than this douche’s jeans.

  11. Bonky

    Love is all about compromising. She wanted to go for a romantic walk and he wanted to stay home and play “Angry Birds”. Somehow they make it work. Sure, they may call her the slow one, but Kim, Khloe and Kris could learn a lot from Kourtney.

  12. fred

    “You’re not fooling anyone, fucktards,” murmured the lady in the background as they walked by.

  13. cc

    If the US has domestic surveillance, why can’t they have domestic drone strikes?

  14. crb

    …and this season at Old Navy: Plaid is the new Douche.

  15. Vladimir

    Hiz plaid shurt iz purdier, and I bet he gives better head…

  16. I just realized why she carries on about how big his dick is.

  17. Really ?

    We’re like, you know, like soooo punk. We’re in NY. Everyone here is punk.

  18. How can Kim Jung il be so breason? Faking your death is one thing, but then walking around in public like that. Plus I really didn’t needed more of a reason to hate Scott Disick than date rape face.

  19. If those are actually men’s jeans, there is a fashion designer somewhere whose face I have to go skin …

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