Kris Jenner doesn’t waste any time.
Setting up for the porno shoot on the lawn while the legit one takes place?
That woman’s a multitasker of whoreishness
Kris probably had her there at 1 minute after midnight.
Game on Kendall
Jaimie Alexander’s a step ahead of you—see if you can catch up and pass her!
Sorry, I have nothing funny to say about this. It’s just sad.
On the set of her new indie film “Kylie Jenner’s Black Backdoor Blowout.”
Kylie is a Jenner. Maybe Bruce will go nuclear on Kris and lay waste to the entire family “business”.
Maybe someone can start a collection using those water jugs, but one would have to wonder if they could locate enough with all the funding coming in for a future disappearance.
Maybe not. Have you seen the elder Mrs. Jenner lately? Has he ever put his foot down or stood up to his psycho famewhore wife at any point in time?
The force is strong in this one…
That maybe, but there can only be two a Master and an Apprentice.
Kim K has’t destroyed her mother yet.
I was going to say the whoring is already strong in this one!
Awww, isn’t that sweet! It’s always a special time when young jail bait matures into full-on skank whore.
in 2 more years she’ll be covering two more bars of that railing.
lifestyles of the rich and pissed on
photo shop boobs? She can’t have been out of the limelight long enough to have purchased them, right? Anyway, I know she’s only 16 but ; WHORE.
Why give them fuel for the fire. She’s fricking 16. Doesn’t matter how “hot” she is.
If they didn’t have an audience, they’d have no reason to post pics.
Dude looks like a — Oops. Never mind. Actually he does not.
Dear God, that is so freakin’ hot! I mean, look at the cut of that grass, so well-trimmed! And that inlaid stone path just casually cutting through the corner? Oh wow.
she looks so generic, just like that sandra popa chick. So fake and dead in the eyes.
Isn’t she a teenager? I had no idea who this was…I only clicked on the pic to find out who this gorgeous 45 year old is…
and a virgin. so virginal.
Is it me, or did she get breast implants? She had to have got them recently, she never had boobs that big. And they look so fake as well.
Black male 18 to 22 (may be older to play younger, but must be at least 18) for role of up and coming rap star/professional basketball player/no talent son of celebrity parents who falls in love with budding ingenue. Must be dark skinned and exude sexuality. Think 50 shades of grey, only this is 50 shades of Colt 45. Must be able to speak with gangster affect-only genuine NWA’s considered. Must be comfortable with nudity and simulated sex. Shoot is one to two days, plus several follow on days for dubbing and interviews denying tape is fake/objecting to “leak” of footage. Pay is scale plus 10%. Submit full composite only (no head shots-must include body pictures as well).
I revise my genre prediction: Asian girl-girl fisting… outdoors.
No accidental peep at a vag or even an areola? Kris has obviously acquired some patience over time.
“Mom said if I put on this dress and posed for more photos she wouldn’t throw our new kitten off the balcony like the last one. It didn’t die right away and she left it outside screaming in agony all night to ‘teach you a lesson about how we pay for botox and lip injections in this family.’ I couldn’t go through that again.”
Breast implants on a 16 year old is fucking disgusting. It’ll be hot in 2 years though.
slut in the making
good thing her face in the shadow
No, I actually like it that way:
“Good thing face in shadow but boob squish in middle. Leg no bad. Whore smash!!!”
“Life too good! I will stick around for darling Miss Turkey!”
This one is going to be fun.
What’s bigger the melons on her chest or the melon on her neck? Honestly, this one is going to do some crazy ass shit to make up for being both the younger one AND the uglier one. Internet, you’ve been warned.
Why is it that the Kardashian-Jenner offspring aren’t interesting unless they do porn or have huge asses or both?
Isn’t she the one being poked by Will Smith’s mentally-challenged son? She looks like she’s 40 with that unfortunate face.
Here starts the slippery slope.
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Kylie Jenner posted this pic to Instagram. (November 4, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN