Man, when Russell Brand said he wanted to challenge himself in the blow department, he wasn’t messing around.
Boris, don’t go giving Rob Ford any ideas.
Especially not in a drunken stupor.
I always thought he looked like he was just shot out of a cannon. This clinches it.
Somewhere there’s a suppository joke in there…
Wherever he is, BoJo always looks surprised to be there.
I say old bean, this moment reminds me of the time I auditioned to be the new Keith Moon…
“I have a small penis.”
Waiting in line for his colonoscopy
On the next Hardball, Chris Matthews talks over a cannon…
“Uh, no Mr. Johnson… you really don’t need to put your ear against it to hear better….”
“What do you mean I can’t fire this thing while straddling it? Well than what the point?”
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Boris Johnson firing a gun salute in front of Armoury House at The Honourable Artillery Company in London. (November 5, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN