Boris Johnson firing a gun salute in front of Armoury House at The Honourable Artillery Company in London. (November 5, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Man, when Russell Brand said he wanted to challenge himself in the blow department, he wasn’t messing around.
Boris, don’t go giving Rob Ford any ideas.
Especially not in a drunken stupor.
I always thought he looked like he was just shot out of a cannon. This clinches it.
Somewhere there’s a suppository joke in there…
Wherever he is, BoJo always looks surprised to be there.
I say old bean, this moment reminds me of the time I auditioned to be the new Keith Moon…
“I have a small penis.”
Waiting in line for his colonoscopy
On the next Hardball, Chris Matthews talks over a cannon…
“Uh, no Mr. Johnson… you really don’t need to put your ear against it to hear better….”
“What do you mean I can’t fire this thing while straddling it? Well than what the point?”
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