Pretty sad when Kimmel has to assign security for the buffet in the green room.
Good to see Artie got dressed up for the national television appearance.
What sexy is!
Too fat to fish indeed…
Too fat to breathe.
Not dead yet….well done Artie.
If you call that living. He friended his penis on Facebook just to see it again.
Chris Christie really let himself go now that he won the election.
Ooooh…he’s dead sexy!
Thanks for reminding why I’m not skipping the gym tonight.
Promoting his new book, “Too fat to stab myself to death.”
lmao, sounds like him, i will pick it up
After this, he went to Chateau Marmont and overdosed on heroin…err, wait….
I’ll take action on him dying in 2014 as low as 3/1. I feel like I would be stealing your money at any higher a payoff.
Who would have thought that trying to commit suicide would help boost your career ?
I just glanced at the caption and thought it said Avril Lavigne. Was going to ask if Photo Boy was spiking his coffee. Carry on.
I thought it was that Joey Buttafucko guy.
That’s what I like about ya Artie…
Not even gonna bother to try.
Jonah Hill… this is your life.
DEAD MAN WADDLING.
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Artie Lange at 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' in Hollywood. (November 4, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN