Methinks there are no Pantene commercials in her future.

“Hey you! How about I show you this torn up vagina?”

Help! The sweat’s running in to my keyboard.

She actually looks decent here. She has her moments.

She has to make it until Jan 1, when the celeb death pool starts anew.

She’s at LAX, which can mean only one thing – she’s smoked all the cigarettes and drank all the booze in Los Angeles, and has to move on to another town with a fresh supply.

She’s so polluted two drug sniffing dogs got a contact high from her.

Why does she look wet in every picture? This can’t just be sweat….

who knocked her up anyway? The Marlboro man?

“Paz” means peace. Easy to remember… It rhymes with grease.

What is she famous for? I want to say she’s a model but her body…her body’s telling me “No.”