“Ethan! How did you get Uma Thurman to marry you?”

Yeah, I’m surprised someone is taking your picture too.

In every picture there is Bryant Gumbel……

Ethan, how many years since you’ve been in a movie?

Very talented actor.

Honkey, please

The well-dressed black man wonders why whites can throw gang signs and only get shot by photographers.

Damn this guys aged worse than my Chinese Crested dog.

Sign language doesn’t work so well with nicotine-stained fingers. It’s like talking with marbles in your mouth.

“Now I’m going to show you the three-fingered, loop-d-loop, back-handed nose pick-and-flick.”

quess what i did to my nanny