Not pictured, Hillary Duff post-engagement ring.
Well, someone had to take over where Russell Crowe left off.
THIS. IS. FOUR SEASONS!
I had the same expression at my first colonoscopy..
“Jessica! Divorce Justin or I’ll jump!”
He looks like he’s in good shape and he looks pretty clean… Somehow this makes him less attractive. :-(
Gerard, you heard it here first. No one wants to get with a clean-cut movie star anymore. They want the bad boy. They want the guy who looks like he buys his Adderall behind the local middle school and bangs a soccer mom on his way through the parking lot.
“RESTOCK THE MINI BAR AND I WILL LET THE BELLBOY GO!!
That was fucking brilliant.
Holding a rail and dying to snort one.
“I’m Eric Foreman and this is Wisconsin!”
i’m more of a whore than minka kelly
” Hey … any you bitches wanna shag?”
What? You wanna see my baby? Hang it over the railing? OKAY!!!
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