1. “Whoever let a woman touch me is so getting fired.”

  2. Somehow I think the caption was incorrect: Kesha fisting her girlfriend sounds more accurate.

  3. Mark B

    “Dear God, if you are real, please make these icky girls stop touching me”

  4. EricLr

    Which one is he?

  5. Freebie

    You are all just jealous because he’s a skinney little twerp that got lucky and now he’s rich rich rich and can have just about any hot girl/woman he wants.

  6. Ashley Simpson finally reignited her “career” as a backup dancer to the most talentless androgynous assclown to be pushed into fame this decade. It has a certain irony.

  7. B&WMnstrel

    It’s like a Glee tribute to John Travolta. But gayer.

  8. What a useless piece of shit this kkd is.

  9. Schmidtler

    wtf do we waste all those drones that shoot missiles on al qaida dudes thousands of miles away, when the real threat to Amerka is right across the border in Canada!?!?!

  10. ThisWillHurt

    “Are you there, God? It’s me, Justin. I need an extension on that 15 minutes.”

  11. Bionic_Crouton

    “Stop dancing with me! I’m not Ellen!”

  12. pff

    Could you please call that Olivier dude to pull an Aubry on this little fella?

  13. Stupid

    That was November 25 at the half time show at The Grey Cup. Please don’t ever let him do a half time show again.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      How appropriate. His talent is prfectly aligned with the color Grey.

      • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

        Beige, actually.

        I know I’m very old, but damnit, all these girls singers sound alike.

        While we’re at it, could someone tell Bruno Mars his/her attempts to sound like Adele are pathetic?

  14. The Isle of Lesbos Roadshow

  15. Vlad

    It’s appropriate that he got an owl tattooed on his arm…because in a few years people will be saying “who?”

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