1. USDA Prime McBeef

    I was just wondering if he was deceased. Guess so.

  2. shonzie

    “Stro….ke!!!”

  3. “I finished my Lincoln movie first, Redford! You lose the bet—so behold…the Ark of the Covenant!”

  4. EricLr

    Some planner just learned not to sit him next to a heater vent.

  5. BP

    Can anymore lines form on his face?

  6. When are we going to see him doing commercials with Walt Frazier and Keith Hernandez?

  7. dontkillthemessenger

    I don’t know where he learned his technique at, but I give it an “A+”.

  8. Moo Cow Hunter

    Somebody tell him he’s white. Trying to form a Westside sign will get his ass kicked faster than The Legend of Bagger Vance going to video.

  9. The California Raisins are making a comeback!

  10. MRF

    Robert Redford in his upcoming film, The Kirk Douglas Story.

  11. cuddles

    Who the hell goes into a plastic surgeon’s office and says, “Make me look more like Charlton Heston’s corpse.” Apparently Robert Redford.

  12. “And as long as I keep my face EXACTLY like this…barely any wrinkles!”

  13. Now he really WOULD have to pay a million dollars to sleep with a chick!

  14. Deacon Jones

    Hey look!

    It’s my penis after masturbating the agony away caused by my shitty Eagles’ display last night.

  15. pff

    “help, I’m melting”

  16. *@&^$@$

    Gaped.

  17. jd

    He’s not the president, but he IS a client.

  18. He saw Travolta in the audience, and now he’s just flirting…

  19. ManRay

    Relax, everyone…he’s still young cuz…not a gray hair on his head. He doesn’t look a day over dead.

  20. Vlad

    the only way he can open his mouth these days

  21. “…and I would also like you to give me a beauty mark right about here…”

  22. Allion

    His mouth looks like an asshole.

  23. Phoenix

    “Atta boy, Mike. Atta boy.”

  24. Allison Wunderlan

    Put in the teeth and lose the rug, already. Geesh. Have some dignity, Mr. Redford.

  25. He was attractive a great long while, so I’ll give him a pass.

  26. Toe Jam

    This is why old people shouldn’t French Kiss.

  27. Shanny

    I think that is the wax figure of Redford.,no?
    He & Paul McCartney should stop the hair dying and just go natural.They’ll look much better.

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