superficial

  1. “What if…. What if the Matrix WASN’T a movie… And I’m still in it…”

  2. They just threw him a ten spot to do the bullet dodge thingy

  3. EricLr

    Fuck you, offficcceer. I can waaalk a straight line juss fine!

    • Bonky

      It’s “Ociffer”. Call them that when the cops ask you how much you had to drink and you get a free ride in their car.

      • Call ‘em “pig” instead and you get a ride in their car to a beautiful emergency room of your choice, replete with O.D.’s, drive-by victims, bloody gang-bangers, and screaming children. No extra fee, either!

  4. Moo Cow Hunter

    Keanu had to learn the hard way. Unlike in the Matrix, at the airport boasting about taking out 50 agents in one fight will always end in a guard putting on rubber gloves and you walking gently for the next hour.

  5. B&WMnstrel

    Gutterball!

  6. Contusion

    Left….right…..left…..right…..

  7. drunk at noon

    “Just remember: there is no floor…”

  8. missglitterarty

    Reeves to Tower… Requesting permission to land….

  9. “Look at me!! I’m an airplane! BBBBRRRRRRRrrrrrr!”

  10. RobN

    Imaginary suitcase.

  11. pff

    looks like he’s hallucinating and trying to catch his career that keeps running away from him.

  12. He may be “The One”, but it looks to me like he had five or six.

  13. “fuck, that railing wassshh right…. here”

  14. Love the mom jeans makes the Matrix seem so much more domesticated.

  15. “Whoa, Du-u-u-u-u-des. Check it out. I’m hangin’ fi-i-i-i-i-ve!”

  16. downwithmuffins

    dur furr furr furr furr

  17. In the matrix he’s balancing on the edge of a national monument, about to kick Agent Smith’s ass. In the real world he looks like a dork.

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    Stay away from him guys…
    “He knows Kung Fu.”

  19. Dem

    “That’s one small step for a man, one giant for me”

  20. Allion

    Still wonderful. Good for him.

  21. Cassiopeia

    Holding the hand of his invisible friend…

  22. He just realized living is totally, like, acting, but in real life, dude, shiiiiiiit!

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