“What if…. What if the Matrix WASN’T a movie… And I’m still in it…”
They just threw him a ten spot to do the bullet dodge thingy
Fuck you, offficcceer. I can waaalk a straight line juss fine!
It’s “Ociffer”. Call them that when the cops ask you how much you had to drink and you get a free ride in their car.
Call ‘em “pig” instead and you get a ride in their car to a beautiful emergency room of your choice, replete with O.D.’s, drive-by victims, bloody gang-bangers, and screaming children. No extra fee, either!
Keanu had to learn the hard way. Unlike in the Matrix, at the airport boasting about taking out 50 agents in one fight will always end in a guard putting on rubber gloves and you walking gently for the next hour.
“Just remember: there is no floor…”
Reeves to Tower… Requesting permission to land….
“Look at me!! I’m an airplane! BBBBRRRRRRRrrrrrr!”
looks like he’s hallucinating and trying to catch his career that keeps running away from him.
He may be “The One”, but it looks to me like he had five or six.
“fuck, that railing wassshh right…. here”
Love the mom jeans makes the Matrix seem so much more domesticated.
“Whoa, Du-u-u-u-u-des. Check it out. I’m hangin’ fi-i-i-i-i-ve!”
dur furr furr furr furr
In the matrix he’s balancing on the edge of a national monument, about to kick Agent Smith’s ass. In the real world he looks like a dork.
Stay away from him guys…
“He knows Kung Fu.”
“That’s one small step for a man, one giant for me”
Still wonderful. Good for him.
Holding the hand of his invisible friend…
He just realized living is totally, like, acting, but in real life, dude, shiiiiiiit!
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Keanu Reeves at LAX. (November 26, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
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