1. Well, that’s not bad for your age, but I definitely see the possibility of yuck-butt in your future.

  2. Dox

    “See, I told you Mulder, its that black goo shit from season 3. Can you call Scully now?”

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Roman Polanski mumbled something about this being how all his trouble started.

  4. Wow Duchovny hasn’t aged at a – wait, this pic isn’t from 1985?

  5. He’s gonna open an X-file on where that idiot’s shoes are.

  6. “Your mother’s a fat whore. Best Wishes, David Duchovny”

  7. The Pope

    So “Californication” and “Punky Brewster” took place in the same universe this whole time?

  8. “She’ll do.”

  9. Careful young lady David is the grand-champion in the masturbation jerk and pull.

  10. Why does that girl look so much like his daughter Becca on “Californication”?

  11. Yep! That’s one hell of a mole. Maybe you should see a doctor.

  12. Another shoe bomber foiled by Agent Mulder.

  13. fred

    Nope. No grass on the field. Sorry, can’t play ball.

  14. Vlad

    Do you want to ride on the airplane or not? Alright then, quit your whining and hold still so I can shove my drug stash up your ass.

  15. I guess The Truth is found on little girls’ bra straps.

  16. anonymous

    Nothing good parenting like letting a 12 year-old watch Californication.

  17. Odbarc

    Courtney Stodden’s replacement.

  18. JimBB

    Dear Retarded Girl…

  19. Scully

    What is he doing to Punky Brewster?

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