Well, that’s not bad for your age, but I definitely see the possibility of yuck-butt in your future.
“See, I told you Mulder, its that black goo shit from season 3. Can you call Scully now?”
Roman Polanski mumbled something about this being how all his trouble started.
Wow Duchovny hasn’t aged at a – wait, this pic isn’t from 1985?
He’s gonna open an X-file on where that idiot’s shoes are.
“Your mother’s a fat whore. Best Wishes, David Duchovny”
sometimes it’s the simple jokes that shine brightest. Damn, this made me LOL
So “Californication” and “Punky Brewster” took place in the same universe this whole time?
Careful young lady David is the grand-champion in the masturbation jerk and pull.
Why does that girl look so much like his daughter Becca on “Californication”?
Yep! That’s one hell of a mole. Maybe you should see a doctor.
Another shoe bomber foiled by Agent Mulder.
Nope. No grass on the field. Sorry, can’t play ball.
Do you want to ride on the airplane or not? Alright then, quit your whining and hold still so I can shove my drug stash up your ass.
I guess The Truth is found on little girls’ bra straps.
Nothing good parenting like letting a 12 year-old watch Californication.
Courtney Stodden’s replacement.
Dear Retarded Girl…
What is he doing to Punky Brewster?
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David Duchovny at LAX. (November 24, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN