1. AndySlash

    even the pope thinks dick in a box jokes never get old

  2. Cock Dr

    Friar Tuck there in the background seems suspiciously smug about something.

  3. Jade

    “Is he going to steal my cross? I hope he doesn’t steal it. I certainly am not going to give it to him.”

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Deed you hear da joke about da Pope and da gulag?

  5. Putin showing his handjob technique?

  6. “Mr. Pope. I find your lack of faith…disturbing.”

  7. I can’t help it. Putin is still in the top 10 on my wishlist.

    Based on that gaze, I think he may be on the Pope’s, too.

  8. “You think the KGB are the only ones with hidden cameras? Think again, Vladamir Putin it where the sun don’t shine!”

  9. “But I drink Vodka with my wafers, not wine”.

  10. “No, you no know-a how to sing, Vlad. From-a the diaphragm, like-a this – watch me!”

  11. journalschism

    “Really? Well, did you know people who talk too much fit nicely into boxes like these?”

  12. “Pero este cosaco boludo se piensa que se va a llevar mis cruces de oro???”

  13. cc

    I am sure Putin is a deeply religious man.

  14. Swearin

    “So I had the dagger in my hand, I moved up behind him, jammed it into his side and whispered into his ear, “The Lannisters send their regards”.

    “Sounds kind of gay, Mr. Putin”

  15. “This is the hand that defiles my penis every night, Padre. Sprinkle vodka on it, quick!”

  16. “Wanna buy a Super Bowl ring?”

  17. PassingTrue

    Sorry Vladimir, no stigmata for you. NEXT!

  18. “You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your li-i-iips…”

  19. JimBB

    Hour 28 of his confession.

  20. JungleRed

    “Is that what I think it is?”
    Yes.
    “You’ve had the grail all along?”
    In this very drawer.
    “Frankly, I’m a little underwhelmed. I though it would be bigger. And more bejeweled.”
    Frankly, I was expecting your face to melt.

  21. “Yes, I put my soul in here, but now I can’t find it…”

  22. “So, this is the skull and shinbones of St Peter himself? And I can have these right? Everyone heard, he said I can have these…you all heard it!”

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