“Here’s to the 1%!”
That’s a damned big fork on the wall. Shouldn’t that be in Charlie’s back about now?
“Cheers to morbid obesity chaps”
I give loans to young people but am I called Prince Loangiver?
I save the woodlands but do they call me Prince of the Forest?
But you get one little Anal Piercing…
It would be funnier if you knew what a Prince Albert actually is.
A Prince Charles piercing is an anal piercing. Look it up.
You made my day.
Swing and a miss, McFeely.
Who says the English aren’t a handsome race.
so…fat bastard became a royal microbrewer after his austin power’s villainy?
The Most Uninteresting Man in the World.
I would’ve bet my life savings ($3.17) that the fat guy was Chris Farley before I clicked on the pic.
A fast bastard and an inbred drinking beer. I gues England has a South too.
I just raped a little boy. Cheers.
“I don’t often drink beer…but when I do, it’s whatever this is”
Quote, The Most Boring Man In The World.
This has what I like “down there” – just a little head.
Foreground: How we see ourselves after a few beers. Background: How women see us.
“I’m richer than fuck, you peasants”
Reporter: It was that much, Charlie?
Charles: Why, yes it was. Diana always needed at least 1 of these in her before she’d open her legs for me.
Just a few more of these and Camilla starts to look like a princess.
“I haven’t had this much joy since the day Diana died.”
I’d say his fingers look like little sausages, but it would be too ambiguous.
Prince Charles is the 1%. The other 99% is standing behind the bar.
“Nothing makes me giddier than a couple of pints followed by a chance to bugger the bloody innkeeper…shhhh…he doesn’t know yet!”
The inspiration for Peter on Family Guy is British?
I didn’t know Madame Tussaud’s had an English pub scene.
Thanks to his short term memory, Chuck will never know that I got him to piss in his own beer. Enjoy the memento, Jug Ears!
“stay thirsty you wankers”
“Economy in the Crapper?…Keep Calm and Drink Up”
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