“You do WHAT with my sons balls?
And he pays you for this?
Can I get a family discount?”
Ooooooh, do we have a little Grandpa Gang-bang Action going on here?!?!?!
Holy shit, I haven’t seen Kirk in years and he truly looks like shit.
Er, Kirk’s the one on the left.
I laughed way too loudly at this. I feel bad now.
I don’t see them recooping the money they spent on this latest Men In Black sequel.
No, recooping, as to get all the money and coop it up in one place. I don’t see how they’re going to do that. It really bottles the mind.
Well played sir, well played
Bottles? How about boggles.
Michael: “Man, I love the feel of that ass!”
Kirk: “What’s that? You feel like you have gas? Me too!”
Catherine: (through her smile) “Will you two old creeps just fucking shut up!?!”
wow..kirk is looking Great!
… for a mummy.
If you wonder why she is manic-depressive, just look at the bookends.
“Mandelboob, er, um, I mean Baum. Mandelbaum!”
Oops, that was Lloyd Bridges. Sometimes I wish there was an “Unsubmit” button.
It would probably be in bad taste for someone to Photoshop a skeleton in there.
still funny tho :)
“Mikey, I always thought you were a little light in your loafers, but this little mynx has damned nice can-cans!”
You know, the guy has to be close to 90, he’s had a stroke – fuck all of you that mock that.
welcome to the internets, uptight douche.
Man, I wish there was a +1 button so I wouldn’t have to type it.
Seriously, guys. Show some fucking respect.
See, that’s funny – I don’t understand people getting all bent out of shape here about mocking celebrities. For one, it’s the raison d’être of this entire site. Two, I’ve seen you rip on all sorts of celebs… why is Kirk Douglas above reproach? I’m not trying to pick an argument, but I honestly don’t understand the hypocrisy.
94 years old and STILL looking at tits…top that Hef!
What’s Catherine Zeta-Jones doing with the cast of The Walking Dead?
oh don’t insult the walkers. they are just people who have a condition.
He’d make a good Scrooge.
LMFAOOO I was thinking the same thing when I seen this pic XDDDDD
you KNOW they’re both going to out-live KZJ. shit, Mummy Spartacus looks like he wants to grab some titty right now. that’s how them Douglas men live forever. run for ze hills girl. RUN.
There is no caption as funny as the photo itself.
“From Gold-digger to Grave Robber in One Easy Marriage” by Catherine Zeta-Jones
Kirk Douglas is still alive?!?
I saw the photo too, and I’m still not certain.
Actually, these are the mummified remains of the once-great Kirk Douglas. Amazing how well-preserved he is, too.
Portraying Spartacus is clearly not good for your health…not at all.
I dunno, I’m thinking it MUST be good for one’s health. Christ, he’s about 206 or so, isn’t he?
I love Kirk Douglas, that is one bad motherfucker.
Children of Chernobyl? A child from Chernobyl would be nearly 30 years old today…I guess the half-formed twin growing from their stomachs would be younger though.
Guess which one is a child of Chernobyl?
“‘Scuse me while I drool on your titties, little girl. Do I know you?”
i always thought Christopher Lee was taller
Catherine and The Douglas Twins
How come Mr. Magoo has darker eyebrows than Baked Zeta?
Remembering Kirk the way he was then and the way he looks now only reaffirms the fact that getting old SUCKS !!!
Yep. I was just thinking that myself. Very depressing to know that we will all end up that way.
If we should be so lucky as to live that long!
Someone call Marc Webb and let him know we’ve found the Vulture.
Remakes of “Night of the Living Zombies.”
“Hey, Michael…this is quite some girl you picked up. Great hooters. Does your wife know you fool around?
No so lucky – unless you have miraculous health.
It’s all perspective – when I see this picture and tack the two kids on (under the age of 12) – I see is KZJ having the pharmacy on speed dial for Xanax.
I don’t care how much $$$ you have – someone has to hold it all together. KJZ is going to have the joy of raising teenagers about the time their dad gets senile. Whee!
So don’t worry boys – KJZ will have more than earned what’s left…
“HEY…How much?!…for your daughter!”
Kirk looks like he just crawled out of the sarcophagus.
When in Chernobyl…..
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