superficial

  1. Govt. Cheese

    I wish Blade would appear and kill this Nasty Vampire!

  2. pdan

    At this point her boobs need different zip codes.

  3. “So what do you think? The after, or the before?”

  4. DeucePickle

    I don’t see the point in selling just one implant. It’s like my grand pappy used to say, “Either sell them both or none at all”.
    He’s kinda old fashioned that way.

  5. your mom

    Another shining example of how tits do not make the woman.

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Can’t take ‘em anywhere

  7. TomFrank

    To put this in perspective, Courtney Love dressed like this at the after-party to a family movie about the adventure of two children in early-20th century Paris.

    I’d ask, “Who invited Courtney Love to this?” but I wouldn’t put it past her to crash.

  8. Doctor Joystick

    Satan has implants? Who knew?

  9. That red dress is making you look awfully unhealthy.

  10. Johnny P!

    “Hugo? Yeah, it was ok I guess… Chrisy, I wish someone’d told me it was a kids’ movie, though. I wouldna spent so much time dressin’ all classy an’ shit.”

  11. Meat Popsicle

    No shit…Peter O’Toole has tits?

  12. it had to be said

    Proof that male brain works unconsciously. There is a nip slip, or at least an areola slip there. Now I can’t unsee it.

  13. JPC

    Can’t tell if that’s Courtney Love, Madonna, or Cameron Diaz.

  14. Sloppy 32nds.

  15. cc

    She exudes class…oh no wait, that’s pus.

  16. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    Audrina Patridge ,this is your future!!!!!

  17. Contusion

    This is how Shannon Dougherty sees Courtney Love’s boobs.

  18. jd

    I have a fish that looks a little bit like that. Sticks to the side of the tank. Eats algae.

  19. eskwire

    Dear Fish,

    Some crap was MEANT to be missed. We hate you.

    Sincerely,
    My eyes

  20. Michelle

    Her daughter must be so proud

  21. kec232

    I’m so happy she finally got sober!!!!!

  22. Looks like she needs to upgrade to run-flat implants.

  23. Venom

    No, just no.

  24. Jane

    Nip slip of the damned.

  25. Fish, I’d like to curse you for the new zoom function, but deep down I know that my desire to see all boobs everywhere is to blame. So, no hard feelings. Anywhere, for that matter.

  26. zoe

    she only got one implant so she would have enough cash for some blow.

  27. bonerfest2011

    why does she always look so fucking sloppy jesus christ

  28. bonerofcuntention

    Cruiseship!

  29. AnnaDraconida

    Where’s Bruce Campbell when you need him?

  30. UJ

    Were fake tits on sale? 1 for the price of 2?

  31. icu

    The sad thing is, Kurt actually looks better right now than she does right now.

  32. Jon

    Kurt’s suicide was inevitable.

  33. Pookie

    That’s Steven Tyler.

  34. Jesus, Mickey Rourke has really let himself go.

  35. Courtney Love’s memory must be going to hell in a hand basket…she forgot to get naked before she went out.

  36. rican

    She looks super hot, in a skanky street ho kinda way.

  37. Diggy

    Her boobs are so gross even her own nipple doesn’t want to look

  38. sheldon

    One titty up
    one titty down
    shes got so mush botox
    she cant even frown

  39. castallare

    Commenting on this is just redundant, isn’t it?

  40. Tay

    OMG it’s Dracula’s wife!

  41. The Winchester

    A new internet meme devised just for her: MIRDWF.
    (moms I REALLY don’t wanna fuck).

  42. Jamie

    That dress really brings out the color of her areolas…

  43. duder

    Isn’t there supposed to be a big “A” on there somewhere?

  44. Dear Lindsay,

    I’m coming for you.

    Love,
    Your Future

  45. CanuckCutie

    KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!

  46. squishy

    Could she only afford to get one tit done?!

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