And then a PETA rep was heard saying “Um, yeah, anybody got anymore fur around here? Seriously, mink, raccoon, whatever.”
Which is funny because she actually made a nude ad for PETA:
It maybe a fake fur. its hard to see from this distance. Im pretty sure that the hat on her head is fake.
Fake hair, fake eyelashes, fake tits, even the clothes are fake.
But I gotta admit, she pulls it off.
I hear the number one request of children sitting on this Santa’s lap is “the hepatitis vaccine.”
Ho ho fucking ho.
Every year I make make my own Christmas cards, but this year I was stuck for a new cover. Not anymore!
Is that her Special Porpoise peeking out of her, uh, muff?
Her sideboob is disgusted by her sideboob.
That’s a vile implant job.
The full sleeve is kinda cool, but those BS tattoos on the torso look like shit. IMO that’s a lot of work for a lot of fail.
I think her vapid “point” here is that she’s posed just like the one tattoo. Really, that appears to be the best she can do.
Oh how I miss the days when any narcissistic boob didn’t get to broadcast every pic of themselves they like.
You put a tattoo needle on those tits and BAM, POP you’re glazed like a porn star’s uvula.
This is a dude, right?
Trash, utter trash.
Somebody had to pick up where Amy Winehouse left off.
I’m going to go out on a limb and assume the fur, like everything else, is fake.
To hell with a tramp stamp, I got a slut swatch.
The saleslady is thinking –” They don’t pay me enough, to put up with this SH#T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
ummm who and why?
I was going to say’Butterface,’ but I think I’ll go with ‘Buteverything.’ On third thought, let’s just go with ‘Oh Hell No!’
I cannot get it up for this, whateva it is.
When Good Barbies go Bad: Geraldo Rivera reporting tonight at 10 (9 Central).
In all of these pictures, there’s always a woman in the background holding a gigantic makeup pad saying, “Still not going to be enough.”
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