I still hate Orlando Bloom.
Oh gosh, yes, I always stand this way out on the sidewalk.
also, i would dislocate her cervix.
Oh well…I still have my crushed dreams, crying alone, and masterbation.
Hey, hey… don’t knock masturbation. At least it’s sex with someone you love.
Gumby’s wet dream.
OK, I’m officially changing my status from Minka Kelly fanboi to Miranda Kerr fanboi.
Curse you, Orlando. From hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.
Goddammit, I live in New York City. Why do I never see these people on the street? Okay, there was Jenna Fischer a few months ago, and Robert Duvall a couple years back, and I’m pretty sure that was Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell I passed last winter…but really, fate, you can’t put me on the same sidewalk as Miranda Kerr or Candice Swanepoel once? Just once?
I think that encounter might end with you in prison.
If guys can fawn over this sub-8 like she’s a 10, any halfway attractive woman who takes care of herself is up to being fawned over (if such attention is cared for in the first place, of course).
So you have a choice: you can spend the night with Candice Swanepoel or with Miranda Kerr…but ONLY one of them. Which one do you pick…OR…would you rather have what’s behind door number three that Carol Merrill is standing in front of…???
Swanepoel… she wins in the face and ass… which I would hope to as well.
Door number three! I hope it’s the donkey!
Wow. I love this woman. Her look is captivating.
It’s a fine image until you picture her actually walking like this, on the street, among other people. And then it all crashes into Zoolanderverse.
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