superficial

  1. contusion

    Looks like he got his eyesight back since Sandlot.

  2. Mr. Poop

    the black Monopoly man

  3. joe

    Hammcock? Have you heard my voice, bitches?

  4. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Darth Vader or The Penguin?

  5. “Luke. I am your waiter.”

  6. James Earl Jones reading your obituary would be so bad ass.

  7. cagster

    Is James Earl Jones allowed to get old?

  8. Bigalkie

    The Spokesman for Popeye’s. They pay him in chicken and biscuits.

  9. Hey, Morgan! . . . Tittie Sprinkles.

  10. This is making me think that black people also suffer the diabeetus.

  11. Snack pack

    Where da white women at?

  12. GuyLeDouche

    The expression at the rostrum that says that Steve Guttenberg is alive and well and doing what he does best.

  13. Vlad

    Can you believe it? They’re asking back to voice Vader in Episodes 7, 8, 9? I asked them if I could use my Mufasa voice…and Disney said, “sure, why not.”

  14. Bionic_Crouton

    “I find the lack of auditorium seating disturbing!”

  15. ♫ ♪ ♫ “Ol’ man ribber…Dat ol’ man ribber…He jes’ keep rollin’…He keep on rollin’ along…♫ ♪ ♫

  16. Swearin

    “No, I wasn’t aware of this Movember thing, but if it helps me get the ladies…”

  17. Ronski

    He’s doing the Wilford Brimley role for diabetes ads on black channels

  18. Best voice in the business.

  19. Of course he rocks the baddest stache, how could he not.

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