What followed was probably something very disappointing. Thank god for fantasies.
Fantasies… They’re why more married men don’t kill themselves.™
Sorry, bro. Meant to thumbs up. I suck at that.
I just finished first and third in masturbation contest with this shot.
Candice is SO hot.
Whom did you beat?
And she hasn’t been knocked up by some lame hipster like the other one.
You came in first and third? Did your cock break in two like Herbie the Love Bug?
Note to Kim K.:
THIS is what an ass in leather pants should look like.
Get some, Lily!
Hottest picture of any ass ever.
That ass looks edible. I’ll take them both.
Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God
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