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  1. contusion

    They look like they are presiding over some bad stock illustration convention.

  2. Angelina J.

    Celebrity auction? Sadly when it was Jon’s turn on the block there were no opening bids.

  3. I would have never guessed Wayne Gretzky was a Jon Voight fan.

  4. Right next to an artists rendering of what children born in Chernobyl in 1986 look like today.

  5. EricLr

    I’ll bid on him. He’s got a right purty mouth on him.

  6. Wouldn’t the children of Chernobyl be about 25 years old now? What’s the charity for, to get them jobs and off their parents couch?

    • The Chabad’s Children of Chernobyl Gala Dinner and Celebrity Auction? Is this for real?
      Is it anything like the Karen Carpenter Memorial All-You-Can-Eat Buffet?

  7. BlckNdWhtMnstrl

    Spend a day in our reactor and you’ll live to be as old as this guy. But Chernobyl fall off.

  8. Bigalkie

    Sinbad’s younger brother Chabad, runs a children’s charity.

  9. Vlad

    And the next item on our auction is the man who voted twice for Romney

  10. rican

    “Thumbs up for the moron that paid for this painting”

  11. “Can ya believe Angelina Jolie came outta this guys dick?”

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