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  1. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Chris was caught explaining to Michelle how he likes his blowjobs

    CHRIS: You see Mimi, next time, put a little teeth into it, scrape that dried up skunk from my junk.
    MICHELLE: *slowly backs away*

  2. Unless you’re killing a hoagie, there is no reason for a guy to have his mouth open like that. Ok, I will accept boobs as well.

  3. To get the Captain America gig, I just got on the casting couch and did this!

  4. winter

    he just found out that he is immune for std’s because he has gotten them so many times

  5. EricLr

    Oh, that joke you made is so funny. I’m so interested in everything you say, especially the part about how your day went. On an unrelated note, would you like to see my trailer?

  6. Bigalkie

    A Many Splintered Thing.. The story of a man getting a two by four rammed up his ass. From the smile, I can’t tell if he likes it or he’s in pain.

  7. winter

    He’s been reading comments about MK cankles

  8. What face would you make if you had just been cast in the biopic of Nicholas Cage?

  9. Vlad

    No really, my body, as Captain America? All CGI

  10. icu

    “This is what Kim Kardashian does every single time she sees a black microphone! I do this every time I see a homeless prick hanging around these lots.”

  11. Bionic_Crouton

    “When this movie fails, can I have a part in Avengers II?”

  12. jen

    the face he made when asked why he didnt hire minka on his film!!

  13. cc

    He’s laughing hysterically over a stolen vacuum cleaner bag. I wished I knew more about the story behind this picture.

  14. “I beat off with my LEFT hand today HAHAHAHAHA!”

  15. Natty Ice

    “Hahaha! I know, right?! Who would ever have thought I could nail a girl like Minka Kelly?!”

  16. Kat

    Hee-HAW!

    He’s still hot, though.

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