Not the key to Miami. The key to North Miami. They’ll literally show up for anything.

Not the first key they’ve accepted together, I’m sure.

If North Miami wasn’t the place where the majority of Florida’s dairy farms existed, it will be now.

“And all I had to do was blow him, hee hee, little do they know I LOVE black cock!”

The mayor thought it odd that Kim’s first comment was ‘that key is urine-colored.’

OK, can they lock them in there now?

“And here’s the test result! Yes! North Maimi just tested positive for an STD. Thank you so much for visiting.”

They already own the key to black cock everywhere.

Good thing Khloe wasn’t there. Mayor Gary Coleman would need another barrel to stand on.

she’s actually eyeing off the microphone

I would say North Miami just sank to a new low, but that’s pretty much impossible at this point.

kim tried hard to hide her disappointment when she arrived and learned she was going to receive the KEY to north miami instead of the PEE of north miami.

.The key to the City of North Miami is that they’re desperate.

So I gave them bitches a key, bitches love keys

Hurry rest of townspeople – change the fucking locks!!!!

Kim: So does this like open locks and junk? Cause one time I was locked inside my car cause I left the key in the door, it was scary.

“I thought you guys were supposed to have bigger microphones. Must be something to do with the bow tie.”

Yes, that is the correct mouth position for a microphone of that size.

“It’s a key to the city, Kim…. What’s “the city”? It’s that thing currently in the shadow of your ass.”

So.. Which direction is South Miami?

How low can a city sink. Disgusting. Hardly an example of anything good in the world.

What the fuck for??

She’s staring a blow job right through him.

And in every picture of a black there’s Kim Kardashian saying it all with her eyes.

By the time you read this, Kourtney will have pawned it.

There goes the neighborhood.

They’re so stupid, they think they’re acting in an episode of “PSYCH”.

“With this key you will have access to the City of North Miami Restroom.”
“Does it open all of the restrooms?”
“Well, no…there’s…there’s only the one.”

Thoughts going through heads in this picture:

Him: “Well now, that is a mighty fine looking plaque! They really did an incredible job”
Kourtney: “Mmm, gold.”
Kim: “Mmm, black.”

“All right, here’s the… KEY TO THE CITY!!!!… NOW can I pee on you?”

What a prestigious honor!

WHAT!!!!
How much they paid for that?

Yes Kim, you can suck it before i piss on you.