The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.20.12
Kirstie Alley in Los Angeles. (November 19, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.20.12
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I thought Divine was dead.
Divine never looked that rough.
Binge. Purge. Binge. Purge. Binge. Binge. Binge. Binge.
this woman, she is like a yoyo
Comb your hair! You look like your mother fucked a monkey!
*Al Swearingen*
Eyes locked onto the next person’s plate…
You guys can judge her all you want for her weight gain, but frankly it’s nacho problem!
Haaahahahahaa
“Excuse me…waiter…who’s the old fat bitch that just sat down, and started eating my nachos when I went to the restroom?”
I’ll bet it’s really hard to take pictures of her when she’s not eating.
“…Travolta was the love of my life”
“Nachos, help me forget him!”
Nom Nom Nom Nom
Observe the reclusive wildebeest (morbidus obesus) in its natural habitat, constantly feeding on a steady stream of mashed, fried grain and velvety melted cheese…
Many a waiter has lost a finger by not respecting that personal space.
Ok, now we’ve ruled out Cheez-Its and nachos as diets that don’t work. Well, I’m fresh out of ideas.
I’m having zero luck with macaroni cheese.
Did you try adding more butter?
Butter!!
and bacon
Mmmm. The guys are lined up to hit that.
“Oh yeeeaaah” says Kirstie.
Probably about time to cut down on the intravenous KFC.
She bears a striking resemblance to the “Two Weeks” lady from Total Recall, except nowhere near as cheery.
I think she bears more of a resemblance to the fat Two Weeks Notice lady that Hugh Grant thought was pregnant. (From the trailer. I only saw the trailer.)
I don’t remember that from the trailer……….
I think she pulled that chip out of her hair.
OH, SHIT! ZOMBIE!!!
She used to look good even when she was big but now she looks like she just doesn’t care.
That’s one lady who’ll NEVER have a chip on her shoulder.
Well, at least not for more than a second or two…
Despite all her later bad press and weight problems, she was still the better Saavik.
And it looks like she ate Robin Curtis to prove it once and for all that there can be only one Saavik.
If she had red hair, she’d be Lindsay Lohan.
Eating away her Twinkie grief.
Lays potato chips…bet you can’t eat just one million.
Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage..
Get in my Belly!!!!