superficial

  1. Tiger

    I thought Divine was dead.

  2. contusion

    Binge. Purge. Binge. Purge. Binge. Binge. Binge. Binge.

  3. Comb your hair! You look like your mother fucked a monkey!
    *Al Swearingen*

  4. Meg's Attitude

    Eyes locked onto the next person’s plate…

  5. You guys can judge her all you want for her weight gain, but frankly it’s nacho problem!

  6. Tron

    “Excuse me…waiter…who’s the old fat bitch that just sat down, and started eating my nachos when I went to the restroom?”

  7. The Royal Penis

    I’ll bet it’s really hard to take pictures of her when she’s not eating.

  8. “…Travolta was the love of my life”

    “Nachos, help me forget him!”

    Nom Nom Nom Nom

  9. Observe the reclusive wildebeest (morbidus obesus) in its natural habitat, constantly feeding on a steady stream of mashed, fried grain and velvety melted cheese…

  10. EricLr

    Many a waiter has lost a finger by not respecting that personal space.

  11. Ok, now we’ve ruled out Cheez-Its and nachos as diets that don’t work. Well, I’m fresh out of ideas.

  12. Mmmm. The guys are lined up to hit that.
    “Oh yeeeaaah” says Kirstie.

  13. Probably about time to cut down on the intravenous KFC.

  14. She bears a striking resemblance to the “Two Weeks” lady from Total Recall, except nowhere near as cheery.

  15. LokiGwar

    I think she pulled that chip out of her hair.

  16. Seriously?!

    OH, SHIT! ZOMBIE!!!

  17. Mama Pinkus

    She used to look good even when she was big but now she looks like she just doesn’t care.

  18. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    That’s one lady who’ll NEVER have a chip on her shoulder.

  19. Dave

    Despite all her later bad press and weight problems, she was still the better Saavik.

  20. Bionic_Crouton

    If she had red hair, she’d be Lindsay Lohan.

  21. cc

    Eating away her Twinkie grief.

  22. Lays potato chips…bet you can’t eat just one million.

  23. Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage..

  24. Ronaldo

    Get in my Belly!!!!

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