1. if one opening was a few inches lower or higher, I would have hit up the Google machine.

  2. Biff

    Juana do me? Ok.

  3. that dress looks like it was made from someone’s curtains a la Scarlett O’Hara.

  4. She has BLS. Backwards leg syndrome.

  5. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Ah yes, the colombian thespian from such fine films as “A golpes” and “Golpe de estadio”. I assume her auditions involve a lot of “golping”.

  6. Tron

    It’s not easy being green…but, super easy being a slutty whore.

  7. Juan by day, Juana by night.

  8. MFer


  9. In the year two-thousand….

    In the year two-thou-sand…

  10. You never forget the Juana that got away.

  11. Mama Pinkus

    her ridiculous, hideous shoes make her legs seem much shorter

  12. Why is she wearing a bath robe?

  13. KC

    I see that dress is still stretched out from when Kim Kardashian wore it.

  14. Swearin

    WTF is Galadriel doing there, and why is she dressed in forest green?

  15. Damn, she looks good.

  16. cc

    Bathrobes are in this year? I might finally make it to work on time!

  17. Josie

    kim k wore this dress way better

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