Joe Jonas and Blanda Eggenschwiler at the premiere of 'The Hunger Games: Catching Fire' in Los Angeles. (November 18, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Hover-handing your girlfriend is not a good sign for your relationship’s future.
Oh, cool. Joe Jonas has a beard… and some facial hair, too.
That shirt is Fabulous.
“Shit, should I touch her ass? If I don’t they will say I am gay, but I don’t really want to touch her ass. WTF do I do?”
I suspect there is an inverse relationship between a girl’s name and her beauty. Someone should do a study.
Blanda did all right. There are worse jobs as beards.
Gay meter says:
Hmmm…calibration seems to be a bit off. The needle should be pegged.
She’d have a better chance dating Elton John
I think they have been misspelling her name all along. I think it is spelled B-l-a-n-d….At least then they could use it as her name and a description of this relationship……Really, Joe’s shirt is more exciting than the two of them together.
Maybe if they spend all night trying to pronounce her name they will forget I’m gay, Right?
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