Mole. Bloody mole. We aren’t supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there’s a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole.
Remember they had that Crayola crayon that was supposed to be a skin tone but it always pissed you off because it didn’t look like anybody’s skin?
McBeef just might be old enough to remember when it was called “Flesh.”
Wikipedia says that was 1962. Fuck, how old do you think I am Tommy Boy?
I said “just might”! I’m 40, I figure you’re older.
Shit I remember the ‘flesh’ crayon.
Pissed me off like the old White, they were so waxy they barely showed any color at all on the page.
Why does he insist on always posing like a 5-year old that just stole a cookie from the cupboard?
It’s his “please like me because life is so much more fun when you like me for Austin Powers than when you hate me for The Love Guru” face.
As comedians get older, do they just get less funny or has my brain’s humor gland gotten so highly developed that it takes alot more to make me laugh ?
‘Make Believe You Can Act’ Annual Gala
No, really, Austin Powers 4 will be really funny!!
It’s over dude, you are no longer funny.
Mike Myers for Supercuts.
Is his wife cutting his hair or does his barber only own a bowl??
this is the best i’ve ever seen John McCain look
“What? Me Worry?”
“Hi! My name is Simon, and I like to drawrings! And today I have my American friend in the bath with me. He comes from a place called Happy Valley!”
I am neither cheeky nor a monkey, Mr. Myers, and for the last time, I will not look at your bum.
I haven’t seen the “8 is Enough” guy in a long time.
Michael J. Fox overdid the Botox.
I dated a guy once with that haircut…I was like 15 and it was the 90’s.
overcompensating for Posh and Sophia… the universe is balanced
“Just look at me, will ya? Tell me, am I precious or what?”
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