1. Whee!

    Mole. Bloody mole. We aren’t supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there’s a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole.

  2. Richard McBeef

    Remember they had that Crayola crayon that was supposed to be a skin tone but it always pissed you off because it didn’t look like anybody’s skin?

  3. Why does he insist on always posing like a 5-year old that just stole a cookie from the cupboard?

    • Snack pack

      It’s his “please like me because life is so much more fun when you like me for Austin Powers than when you hate me for The Love Guru” face.

  4. DeucePickle

    As comedians get older, do they just get less funny or has my brain’s humor gland gotten so highly developed that it takes alot more to make me laugh ?

  5. cc

    ‘Make Believe You Can Act’ Annual Gala

  6. Perplexity

    No, really, Austin Powers 4 will be really funny!!

  7. Venom

    It’s over dude, you are no longer funny.

  8. Mike Myers for Supercuts.

  9. squishy

    Is his wife cutting his hair or does his barber only own a bowl??

  10. this is the best i’ve ever seen John McCain look

  11. The Brown Streak

    “What? Me Worry?”

  12. The Brown Streak

    “Hi! My name is Simon, and I like to drawrings! And today I have my American friend in the bath with me. He comes from a place called Happy Valley!”

  13. I am neither cheeky nor a monkey, Mr. Myers, and for the last time, I will not look at your bum.

  14. I haven’t seen the “8 is Enough” guy in a long time.

  15. tlmck

    Michael J. Fox overdid the Botox.

  16. I dated a guy once with that haircut…I was like 15 and it was the 90′s.

  17. yeahright

    overcompensating for Posh and Sophia… the universe is balanced

  18. “Just look at me, will ya? Tell me, am I precious or what?”

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