1. it had to be said

    As gay as Twilight.

  2. Lutz seen here performing the Sandusky move.

  3. Move: Tiger Claw Sack Cup

  4. Richard McBeef

    Notice the middle aged housewives that dominate the crowd.

  5. Whee!

    Not pictured: Tom Cruise.

  6. Without the actors, you’d think Walmart was unveiling a new line of deep fryers…

  7. cc

    Ready buddy? Time for me to conclude our ‘guess the package’ wager.

  8. “You’re right. They ARE smooth!”

  9. Perplexity

    …and then your hand comes around, like this, for the reach around!

  10. “Gimme those balls, Gimmie, Gimmie. Right here in the old palm”

  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Does being bitten by a vampire make you gay or do you have to be gay for them to bite you?

  12. Applied rough tools

    Peter Franeteli? Isn’t that the guy that consumes people’s powers in that NBC show?

  13. squishy

    Ummm Kellan you might want to rethink your hand placement in future pictures…unless that is what you want us to think…

  14. jessica

    Peter Facinelli is incredibly gorgeous!

  15. GeorgeWBush

    Wouldn’t be surprised if they’re Penn State alumnus

  16. The Brown Streak

    Nope, no balls here.

  17. MrsWrong

    That awkward moment when you meant it and he thought you were joking

  18. Buddy the Elf

    Jesus those two are pretty, and they wear more makeup than Kate Gosselin.

  19. Xeo

    Shiny Guido suits

  20. “So, two drunk homos are going to a movie premier…”

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