Kate Gosselin at the Australia Zoo in Sydney. (November 15, 2011)
“uhhhh, you guys put Steve Irwin on display? Seriously?”
Just out of the shot: yellow microphone
“This tastes like working. Blech!”
“No, Kate. When I said to extract a semen sample from the horse, I meant with your hand.”
Quick- someone push her in with the lions! The promptly award them most generously.
This zoo tastes mediocre.
Whatever happened to that new job at Coupon Cabin ?
I was wondering the same thing. What kind of job lets you take a vacation right away?
Well, you can blog from wherever. But let’s face it, blogging isn’t a real job.
Kidding, Fish! Kidding!
Let that be a lesson Kate, never trust an Aussie’s promises…he’s not going to call you tomorrow either.
Yeah, like she sucks dick.
She’s divorced…I bet all the sudden she does things she never did when married. Like suck dicks, go to the gym, shut her fucking mouth…
you know this bitch never shuts her fucking mouth. as long as there is a man within earshot, she’ll emasculate him.
“Oh, Kate, the panatloon pink snake is nothing to feel grossed out by.”
OMG ew work.
Like anything going on at the zoo is half as gross as having 6 babies…
Let me get this straight, children fall in cages all the time and get eaten yet a horrific human being that has only ever been out-whored by Kris Jenner, survives…
Looks like I need to apply at Coupon Cabin. She’s worked there a week and already gets paid vacation.
A lot of people think of children as a gift. Then again a lot of people think of socks as a gift.
Are they waiting for her to birth another baby?
I wonder if she’s hoping the Coriolis Effect makes her relevant again?
“Ew, I don’t want you to display my kids in this mediocre cage. They should get a full, simulated habitat to live in.”
Kate: “Hey Doc, those smart pills taste like shit”
Doctor: “See, they’re working”
“Ewww you lied, a monkeys nuts do NOT taste like bananas.”
The coriolis effect caught her by surprise, with unhappy results.
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