1. Deacon Jones

    Wow, she looks beautiful! She has that womanly glo……ah fuck it, she looks like shit.

  2. it had to be said

    I think I saw her at Target last week.

  3. Bonky

    Two pounds of sausage in a one pound bag.

  4. Does she have brain cancer in her stomach?

  5. Problem?

    Why is she relevant again?

  6. Hillary PUFF!! Hiyo! I’ll be here all week folks…

  7. She could swap heads with Christina and I couldn’t tell the difference.

  8. Misana

    that colour doesn’t suit her… :( sad face

  9. World’s Worst title for a book.

    • Satan's bitch

      No shit! Does it mean beauty gives you brain cancer? Or is it promoting brain cancer? ‘I’m all for brain cancer, and I’m beautiful!’ Maybe all those chemicals women spread on their faces eventually gives them brain cancer? What?!

  10. Figure that

    Give her a break, shes’s pregnant.

  11. Pick up three limes for me at the grocery store will you?

  12. cc

    Ah yes, a new design from Marc Jacobs ‘Jaundice’ line.

  13. Perplexity

    If a camera adds ten pounds, there must be quite the plethera of paparazzi there

  14. Looks like she’s smuggling the penis sculpture from Clockwork Orange under her dress.

  15. Drundel

    Not a good dress.

  16. Carolyn

    The dress couldn’t be uglier. There are more flattering styles for a pregnant woman to wear.

  17. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Brain Cancer: it’s like a worm in an apple.

  18. farting old man's wife

    She is to short and too pregnant for that horrible color! She looks bilious!!!

  19. Kat

    Looks like she ate the beauty book.

  20. Why does getting pregnant increase someone’s media coverage? It’s not a magic trick. Hell, I’ve spent well over a decade trying not to slip one past the goalie.

  21. Hilary should have stuck to hauling the Comrie salami instead of riding his skin boat to tuna town. Pregnant is not a strong look for her.

  22. The Brown Streak

    I just imagine it’s a 3rd breast…only lower.

  23. That’s a dress you get pregnant in, not a dress you stay pregnant in.

  24. “Yea yea, brain cancer. Terrible stuff. Now where’s the peanut butter?”

  25. MrsWrong

    She looks like a radioactive Twinkie. (Sorry Twinkies)

  26. licialicia

    Too sexy for a pregnant woman. Just wear an elegant long sheath dress and call it a day preggers, k? It’s sexy to be pregnant, sure. But don’t try to dress like you’re going out to snort blow off your lipstick lesbian titty balls in the bathroom of some club that does “bottle service”.

  27. In an attempt to save a few dollars as well as protect the environment, Hilary Duff has designed a new line of clothing made entirely out of recycled seat covers from a 1956 Nash Rambler.

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