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  1. it had to be said

    Good God, Steven Tyler looks better than I expected in a bikini.

  2. He’s transcended mere humanity and can now perform photoshop gaussian blur filters with his hand.

  3. Richard McBeef

    (Grand)Daddy issues manifest themselves in the strangest ways.

  4. Whee!

    That is the most disturbing side-boob shot I’ve seen on this site.

  5. Katy Perry is gonna be pissed when she…er.. wait.. nevermind.

  6. American Idol judge by night, Reiki master by day.

  7. DeucePickle

    Why is Steven Tyler letting Russell Brand rub his girlfriend’s belly ?

  8. cc

    Look honey you can feel it moving. My bowels, they are moving.

  9. Cock Dr

    You can see she would easily beat his ass in an arm wrestling contest. Maybe he likes it that way.

  10. Perplexity

    Thanks for the sideboob, Steven.

  11. Come on, you can do better than Kathy Griffin.

  12. Drundel

    No no, leave it up, you don’t want to scare the kids.

  13. Uncle Phil

    “Wow hon. From this angle, if you pooched your lips out just bit, you’d look just like Liv. Is it weird that I said that out loud?”

  14. farting old man's wife

    See that?? That is where I fell and busted my tooth out!

  15. squishy

    Is it scary that his nails look better manicured than hers?!?

  16. The Brown Streak

    It’s Tommy Wisseau! Run Away!

  17. “Ooooh, somebody’s making poop!”

  18. Cakeflourz

    Stoooommaaccchhhh

  19. brit

    Tyler side boob

  20. Michelle

    It rubs lotion on itself or it gets the hose again.

  21. fuckface

    dude looks like a lady makes a lot of sense now.

  22. Buddy the Elf

    Does he have a prosthetic hand?
    Off a corpse?

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