(alright, security cameras, where art thou?)
Hey Kim, I gots what you want for Chrismas right here.
Kobe says I just pay off my Ho! Ho! Hoes!
From the look on his face, I’d guess Kobe is finding out exactly how his ass tastes.
As part of the basketball theme, he was supposed to throw a toy into the bin. This is the exact moment he realized it was 15 feet away.
@Georgio, you knocked me off my chair. Hack-a-Shaq!
Actually, ‘Kris Kringle’ does have a certain rap like aspect to it.
if Lacey Schwimmer had his baby, how fuckin crosseyed would it be?
So crosseyed that the eyes would be even. But in the wrong sockets. Yeah, that makes sense.
That kid would be the first person to actually have eyes in the back of its head.
So I guess Jamie Fox now has to give up his title as most cross-eyed black celebrity. Boy, that dude just cannot catch a break.
If I were a small child and this man tried to give me a present I would probably react badly.
Yes, but would you reload afterwards?
“So if I give them all my old rap albums, I have to buy them CD players too?!”
I don’t believe it. Monotone actually has an expression.
All he wanted for Christmas was a free throw shot. After he reitred…he finally got one from Santa.
“What do you mean they ain’t no Santa?”
Blacka Claus “Ho Ho Kim Kardashian”
This is the worst drunken Santa impression I’ve seen in a while.
Oh look it’s crossed eyed Santa!!
“Damn, I smell tacos.”
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Shaquille O'neal at the Toys for Tots Holiday Shopping Spree in New York City. (November 14, 2011)