1. Deacon Jones

    PsST!

    She keeps hamburgers in her purse. Her PURSE.

  2. it had to be said

    A pool full of vodka? I love this girl. And I do mean girl.

  3. Looks like that cum dumpster Bree Olsen in the background.

  4. So the Hoff is banging a Spice Girl?

  5. The only holes the Hoff hasn’t been in in this pict are the ones with legs attached.

  6. Not pictured: Chris Hansen and crew…

  7. How awkward is for your daughter when your girlfriend is younger than she is?

  8. cc

    He looks less like a monitor lizard than usual.

  9. “Do I HAVE to call you Daddy?”

  10. occam's boner

    …as he eagerly awaits the horse tranquilizers to take effect…

  11. Cock Dr

    Yah, he’s sober. As a judge.

  12. The Pope

    “Youll never guess where my penis is right now…the jet…it’s in the jet…my penis is in the jet…that’s where it is.”

  13. Biff

    I like him…he seems like he’s trying to be a happy guy. Good on him….to bad he had a loser of a bitch wife.

  14. kimmykimkim

    He absolutely terrifies me.

  15. Perplexity

    Don’t be mislead. Bieber took this.

  16. Swearin

    Ya know how in cartoons, the hungry character keeps picturing his friends and strangers alike as food? Yeah, he’s got that thing”

  17. Venom

    He would fit in well at Penn State.
    If that is not the look of a child molester I don’t know what is.

  18. MRF

    Pedoface.

  19. AnnaDraconida

    Epic pedosmile, and she looks 12

  20. Kitty

    Wow… she’s prob younger than even his own daughters… creepy!!!

  21. Uncle Phil

    “Authorities say this photo was taken right before Miss Roberts disappearance.”

  22. squishy

    Probably because she looks like she is oh…12 years of age…

  23. gigi

    oh snap! I thought it was his kid… or grandaughter… eww…

  24. The Brown Streak

    Courtney Stodden has a little sister?

  25. Schweddy Schnatch

    “Hehe hehe…She’s playing with my noodle!”

  26. sc4play

    Photo Boy, did you mean his ‘Twit’ account? Cause I could totally see that one. ‘Twitter’, not so much.

  27. SlippinX12

    Police say the missing woman last seen in this photo with the suspect…..

  28. tlmck

    “I tell you guys! All you need is lots of cash!”

  29. ri

    This pic has inspired me to write a horror adaptation of American Psycho specifically for him

  30. From this angle she looks like a doll. So why would this asshole tweet this picture except to show off? That about does it for me. I was on the fence as to whether or not I could tolerate this bozo, and now I’ve taken a leap and landed on the side of “I Can’t Fucking Stand This Drunken Cocksucker!”

  31. Steelerchick

    Why is this picture so creeepy ?????

  32. arnieblackblack

    She’s Welsh. Ha ha ha! They’ll fuck anyone for Jaeger bomb. Suck ya dick for vodka shot.

  33. Uncle Rodney

    Soon.

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