David Hasselhoff with girlfriend Hayley Roberts in a picture posted to his Twitter account. (November 12, 2011)
She keeps hamburgers in her purse. Her PURSE.
A pool full of vodka? I love this girl. And I do mean girl.
Looks like that cum dumpster Bree Olsen in the background.
So the Hoff is banging a Spice Girl?
The only holes the Hoff hasn’t been in in this pict are the ones with legs attached.
Not pictured: Chris Hansen and crew…
If we had a Superficial contest for best write in……..Winner!
How awkward is for your daughter when your girlfriend is younger than she is?
He looks less like a monitor lizard than usual.
“Do I HAVE to call you Daddy?”
…as he eagerly awaits the horse tranquilizers to take effect…
You got that vibe too, huh?
Yah, he’s sober. As a judge.
“Youll never guess where my penis is right now…the jet…it’s in the jet…my penis is in the jet…that’s where it is.”
I like him…he seems like he’s trying to be a happy guy. Good on him….to bad he had a loser of a bitch wife.
He absolutely terrifies me.
Don’t be mislead. Bieber took this.
Ya know how in cartoons, the hungry character keeps picturing his friends and strangers alike as food? Yeah, he’s got that thing”
He would fit in well at Penn State.
If that is not the look of a child molester I don’t know what is.
Epic pedosmile, and she looks 12
Wow… she’s prob younger than even his own daughters… creepy!!!
“Authorities say this photo was taken right before Miss Roberts disappearance.”
Probably because she looks like she is oh…12 years of age…
oh snap! I thought it was his kid… or grandaughter… eww…
Courtney Stodden has a little sister?
“Hehe hehe…She’s playing with my noodle!”
Photo Boy, did you mean his ‘Twit’ account? Cause I could totally see that one. ‘Twitter’, not so much.
Police say the missing woman last seen in this photo with the suspect…..
“I tell you guys! All you need is lots of cash!”
This pic has inspired me to write a horror adaptation of American Psycho specifically for him
From this angle she looks like a doll. So why would this asshole tweet this picture except to show off? That about does it for me. I was on the fence as to whether or not I could tolerate this bozo, and now I’ve taken a leap and landed on the side of “I Can’t Fucking Stand This Drunken Cocksucker!”
I’m with you on that.
Why is this picture so creeepy ?????
She’s Welsh. Ha ha ha! They’ll fuck anyone for Jaeger bomb. Suck ya dick for vodka shot.
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