David Hasselhoff with girlfriend Hayley Roberts in a picture posted to his Twitter account. (November 12, 2011)
She keeps hamburgers in her purse. Her PURSE.
A pool full of vodka? I love this girl. And I do mean girl.
Looks like that cum dumpster Bree Olsen in the background.
So the Hoff is banging a Spice Girl?
The only holes the Hoff hasn’t been in in this pict are the ones with legs attached.
Not pictured: Chris Hansen and crew…
If we had a Superficial contest for best write in……..Winner!
How awkward is for your daughter when your girlfriend is younger than she is?
He looks less like a monitor lizard than usual.
“Do I HAVE to call you Daddy?”
…as he eagerly awaits the horse tranquilizers to take effect…
You got that vibe too, huh?
Yah, he’s sober. As a judge.
“Youll never guess where my penis is right now…the jet…it’s in the jet…my penis is in the jet…that’s where it is.”
I like him…he seems like he’s trying to be a happy guy. Good on him….to bad he had a loser of a bitch wife.
He absolutely terrifies me.
Don’t be mislead. Bieber took this.
Ya know how in cartoons, the hungry character keeps picturing his friends and strangers alike as food? Yeah, he’s got that thing”
He would fit in well at Penn State.
If that is not the look of a child molester I don’t know what is.
Epic pedosmile, and she looks 12
Wow… she’s prob younger than even his own daughters… creepy!!!
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