They’re injected full of chemicals to make them plumper.
Nope. Too easy.
“Premium” and “young” are no longer applicable to Ms. Madison.
But “turkey” is right on the mark.
To be fair, her face may be 50, but her boobs are only 6…that averages out to 28 years old.
I can’t dis a woman who looks that good under grocery store lights.
She needs a belt. Shame on her for passing up such a ripe accessorizing opportunity.
I like the way you think!
A Butterball turkey photo call ?. Now I’ve seen everything.
Funny, I thought she liked the old, decrepit turkeys.
She’s just gonna take those turkeys home and stuff them with wrinkly loose skin, because that’s all she knows.
She’s dropping those off at Christina Aguilera’s later.
oh god, lol. win!
The thing I hate about prepping a turkey is that when you’re rubbing brine on the skin, it feel like you’re massaging an old man’s scrotum. Oh wait.
Now that’s redundant at a whole new level
She looks flat in this picture.
I thought the turkeys were her tits!!
Not satisfied with silicone, Holly looks for the next big thing
Someday, Holly, someday…
Thanksgiving already? Damn! She quite been very well role model.
Would someone please translate this into English?
“Yes Doctor, I want you to implant these for me.”
That’s really fowl!
I BET YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT PAIR WILL SPOIL FIRST!!!!!
“I got the ham!”
I can stuff her …
Her new implants are looking a little low and lopsided. Good thing they came with those convenient handles.
Holy prepping for Thanksgiving offers assistance in her one area of knowledge, breast meat.
Such an opportunist, where you see dinner she sees upgrades
Butterball will sue for having a skank handle their turkeys!!
Looks like they’re getting The Girls Next Door back together for the holidays
I love tender young premium breasts. Shame about Holly’s, however.
E-coli guaranteed after she handles them.
Sorry, you can not have those implanted in you.
Like anyone believes she can cook. Hell – I bet toast and Ice are out of her league.
Of course she did…
The jokes are just writing themselves today.
I won’t say anything bad about her, because she is actually a nice girl and is actually not a drug addict like most other celebs.
Yes, because nothing screams ‘nice girl’ than a woman choosing to sleep with an old decrepit lizard for the sake of money and fame.
“Excuse me, how do I cute these into steaks?”
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Holly Madison in Las Vegas. (November 14, 2011)