He just noticed that he’s not on the Map of the Stars’ Homes.
Is this Natalie Portman’s baby daddy? Ugh, he is so fucking creepy
and he’s a scrotum!
So, where are the 998 other legs?
Gawd you crack me up.
Is there a pic of this guy that doesn’t make him look like King of the Douchebags?
No. No, there is not. That is because (drum roll) he IS the King of the Douchebags!!
I mean, seriously, just look at the guy. I wanna slap the pretension off his face and it’s just a photograph. What was Natalie thinking?
Aww, he and NatPo must share clothes.
Few Frenchmen have personified the douchy arrogance like him… Well done, “he of the thousand legs”…
Polo hat? Check. T-shirt tucked in? Check. Only thing missing is a gold cart.
fuck…golf CART. Oh well. At least he’s fucking Natalie Portman. I had to jerk off in the shower.
So true. And I feel ya.
You forgot the purple scarf!
That’s what Portman does when he gets drunk….she drives him to a strange neighborhood and hopes he doesn’t make it back.
As far as I know there’s been no marriage. He hasn’t got the prize quite tied down all the way.
Oh look, it’s the Moulin Douche.
Nobody likes a mouth breather…
Ruiner of a good woman. Uggh.
Sad but true. He still has to put his pants on one leg at a time.
Even thousand legged insects can’t bear to put their stupid IPhones in their pocket for one fricking second of their lives.
He looks like an alcoholic, drug addicted, child molesting, animal fucking weirdo that hangs around playgrounds!!
I think Natalie Portman is gorgeous, but why would she bang this hobo looking nobody- gag WTF
Because hes a deeply cultured man. See! He is not lost. Hes scouting for a spot to start Occupy Studio City…Chicks like Natalie dig that.
“I ……. DEEEIIIDDDD it……” – Eli Porter and Benjamin Millepied
Wow, parenthood’s really done a number on him.
His name translates from his native land of Nonamia as “Boy of Thousand Urinations”
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