superficial

  1. anon

    Man, he sure is ugly.

  2. it had to be said

    Oh good, Chris is playing the Crackbaby character from New Jack City again.

  3. Cliff

    Theo… I brought you into this world, and I’ll take you out!

  4. Who’s the owner of the dead hand?

  5. From ashy to classy… back to ashy…

  6. cc

    He’s thinking of doing something nasty to Ann Coulter, I just know it.

  7. “Yeah…I think I’d like to play 3-13-5-56-42 and 45 for the powerball.”

  8. King

    How much for one order a’ rib? No, no ONE rib…

  9. Perplexity

    It’s like a cross between Chris Tucker and Bernie Mac.

  10. Johnny Cochran's Tumor

    O-tay!

  11. Venom

    He auditioning for the role of Buckwheat?
    Get a haircut dude.

  12. farting old man's wife

    He does not have good hair!!!

  13. squishy

    And obviously Chris has no stylist at all!! lol

  14. Jackie

    I guess when the last thing you’ve done that anyone has heard of is an Adam Sandler movie, hand modelling for World Vision is a pretty decent gig.

  15. The Brown Streak

    “Say, I bet if I tell them I’m the 13th apostle, I can finally get into that white boy country club!”

  16. How much for just one rib?

  17. MrsWrong

    Ok, Three words…sounds like smuck smy smick

  18. tlmck

    Morphing into Flavor Flav.

  19. Having just been released from Federal Prison, this fellow, who looks a bit like comedian Chris Rock, stands in line to meet his new Parole Agent.

  20. stevebeagle

    lookin good pooky

  21. sheldon

    Willie Horton!

  22. Steelerchick

    Buttwheat say otay!!!

  23. Wookin pa nub in all da wong places, wookin pa nub.

  24. Buddy the Elf

    Rodney Allen Rippy?

  25. jaqy

    For a moment there, I thought you were gonna say “Downs Syndrome”

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