…in other news, Paris Hilton just recently established a charity program for busted-ass Thai Ladyboys over the weekend….all procedes go towards paying for their HIV drugs.
Bam! Nicely done.
Paris Hilton is clearly shown providing alcohol and fireworks to a child with braces, and yet we persecute Jerry Sandusky for mere allegations. For shame!
Poor Paris…she had to travel halfway around the world to be the prettiest girl in the room, and that dude’s “come hither” smile almost aced her out of it.
Try getting her to sit on that champagne bottle.
This is the ‘after’ photo – they lit sparklers in celebration!
Try NOT getting her to sit on that champagne bottle
I knew I shouldn’t have got IED advice from Wile E Coyote.
Hilton Worldwide celebrates the opening of the Bali Hilton. In other Hilton news, Paris Hilton has filed suit in California claiming the Kardashians have stolen her trade secrets on how to become famous for absolutely nothing.
So Paris is now reduced to appearing on the Indonesian “My Super Sweet 16″?
I think it’s starting to happen…..it’s overdue….this worthless bimbo’s slow fade into obscurity.
At least Paris never involved herself in a sham marriage.
Did I just accidentally type something positive about Paris Hilton?
Now don’t beat yourself up, Doc. Just because syphilis is worse than chlamydia doesn’t mean chlamydia isn’t bad.
And pass the schnapps, would you?
The only place in the world where they have more STDs than she has.
Which would cause a greater burning sensation, sex with Paris or holding my penis over those sparklers?
Feel free to experiment but make sure to report your findings to us.
Once an organ grinder…
Even the camera refuses to focus on her these days.
Later Paris will pop the cork with her vagina!
Paris Hilton reduced to being a photo bomb in foreign countries.
for some reason I can’t stop laughing at this picture! and it looks like those chicks know more than we’ll ever know lol
Glad to see Paris celebrate Woody Allen’s new wives.
Poor Paris… she didn’t even get a cute little hat to wear.
What has 5 heads, 4 dicks, and burns when it pees?
She is still the least healthy person in every picture
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