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  1. Deacon Jones

    …in other news, Paris Hilton just recently established a charity program for busted-ass Thai Ladyboys over the weekend….all procedes go towards paying for their HIV drugs.

  2. Josephus

    Paris Hilton is clearly shown providing alcohol and fireworks to a child with braces, and yet we persecute Jerry Sandusky for mere allegations. For shame!

  3. pdan

    Three…two…one…HERPES!!!

  4. Poor Paris…she had to travel halfway around the world to be the prettiest girl in the room, and that dude’s “come hither” smile almost aced her out of it.

  5. Richard McBeef

    Try getting her to sit on that champagne bottle.

  6. cc

    I knew I shouldn’t have got IED advice from Wile E Coyote.

  7. Hilton Worldwide celebrates the opening of the Bali Hilton. In other Hilton news, Paris Hilton has filed suit in California claiming the Kardashians have stolen her trade secrets on how to become famous for absolutely nothing.

  8. Sophie

    So Paris is now reduced to appearing on the Indonesian “My Super Sweet 16″?

  9. Cock Dr

    I think it’s starting to happen…..it’s overdue….this worthless bimbo’s slow fade into obscurity.
    At least Paris never involved herself in a sham marriage.
    Did I just accidentally type something positive about Paris Hilton?
    *swigs schnapps*

  10. Venom

    The only place in the world where they have more STDs than she has.

  11. Which would cause a greater burning sensation, sex with Paris or holding my penis over those sparklers?

  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Once an organ grinder…

  13. cagster

    Even the camera refuses to focus on her these days.

  14. farting old man's wife

    Later Paris will pop the cork with her vagina!

  15. frcrkr

    Paris Hilton reduced to being a photo bomb in foreign countries.

  16. gigi

    for some reason I can’t stop laughing at this picture! and it looks like those chicks know more than we’ll ever know lol

  17. The Brown Streak

    Glad to see Paris celebrate Woody Allen’s new wives.

  18. Poor Paris… she didn’t even get a cute little hat to wear.

  19. What has 5 heads, 4 dicks, and burns when it pees?

  20. SlippinX12

    She is still the least healthy person in every picture

  21. “Hooray! She go home now?”

  22. A jubilant Paris Hilton celebrates what she believes to be her induction as an honorary Filipina.

  23. Michelle

    Who? And why?

  24. Buddy the Elf

    Posing for photos in the last country that she is welcome…

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