1. Deacon Jones

    (alright, security cameras, where art thou?)

  2. Hey Kim, I gots what you want for Chrismas right here.

  3. it had to be said

    Kobe says I just pay off my Ho! Ho! Hoes!

  4. From the look on his face, I’d guess Kobe is finding out exactly how his ass tastes.

  5. As part of the basketball theme, he was supposed to throw a toy into the bin. This is the exact moment he realized it was 15 feet away.

  6. cc

    Actually, ‘Kris Kringle’ does have a certain rap like aspect to it.

  7. if Lacey Schwimmer had his baby, how fuckin crosseyed would it be?

  8. So I guess Jamie Fox now has to give up his title as most cross-eyed black celebrity. Boy, that dude just cannot catch a break.

  9. Cock Dr

    If I were a small child and this man tried to give me a present I would probably react badly.

  10. Swearin

    “So if I give them all my old rap albums, I have to buy them CD players too?!”

  11. Applied rough tools

    I don’t believe it. Monotone actually has an expression.

  12. The Brown Streak

    All he wanted for Christmas was a free throw shot. After he reitred…he finally got one from Santa.

  13. tlmck

    “What do you mean they ain’t no Santa?”

  14. ri

    Blacka Claus “Ho Ho Kim Kardashian”

  15. brit

    This is the worst drunken Santa impression I’ve seen in a while.

  16. Steelerchick

    Oh look it’s crossed eyed Santa!!

  17. “Damn, I smell tacos.”

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