Gimme my soul back, Tyra!

“Tyra, over here!”

“DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT, MOTHA FUCKER?”

In retrospect it was a mistake giving her a sewing machine and a Make Your Own Clothes for Dummies book.

Nice wig

Now imagine this picture with shakable googly eyes. Make it happen.

Yeah, this is the very person you want picking out the ‘Next Top Model’…

She has rape face.

One in the tree, one on the trail.

That Succubus Eye gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Man boobs!

“I got your crazy.”

I’d still take her up on that offer she made when she was chunkier to kiss her ass.

Crazy eyes.

And she swears she’s never had a nose job. Please. From this angle it looks like she has Janet Jackson’s current nose.

Mmm. Armpit dough.

kill it with fire

Why does she always look like something just exploded inside of her head?

She’s looking more and more like Sil from Species after she morphed.

She was the first and the last to leave…ALIVE!

Guy in the back looks scared shitless.

BAT. SHIT.

As long as I can give a fake name and she doesn’t know my address, then yes. Otherwise, I love my pets to much to see them boiled.

fucking lol!!

Looks like a half-crazed black Barbie Doll.

She looked amazing back in the day. There was a time when I jerked to her ferociously.